The One with Manisha Koirala and her car

Manisha Koirala was travelling in a car...
She was using the laptop and was trying to make a '.rar' file (zip files in a computer) but she was facing difficulty...
why..?
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ek-rar karna mushkil hai,
in-car karna mushkil hai....

Hum yaad rahe toh..

I read this some where..thought i will share it..

Hum yaad rahe to theek warna bhula dena,
Huyi ho koi khata humse to saza dena,
Waise to hum hai Khaali kaagaz ki tarah,
Likha jaye to theek warna jala dena ..

Sau Overs – PM Ke Saath

Minutes before MMSji enters the VIP box,

Madameji : Manmohanji, Before u start understanding and analyzing the game, why don’t u deliver a pep-talk to our Indian team?

MMSji : But Madame, they would be watching Sidhu on “Cricket Extra”. Isn’t that enough Madame?

Madameji : No! His shibboleths leave any denizen in mind-boggling mode. Got it?

MMSji : Ji Madame..

MMSji considers this as a challenge and starts preparing for it. Slogans like “Jo bole So nihaal” , “De ghummake”, “Chak de Phatte Nup de Khilli” would be inspiring but it would not be sound new to team. Even rejects offloading the tripe slogan that he is overloaded with off late “Yes! We can “.Eureka! Suddenly he recollects a dialogue from a famous “female-dominated” movie that he was recommended by his juniors (*giggles*). Sigh! He got it. Wasting no time, he heads towards the dressing room.

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Outside the dressing room..

Knock Knock |Who? | Man…| Wellofcourse Man, but what Man? | My name is PM, and people call me MAN-MOHan

Dhoni : Wellofcourse please come in. Glad to have u sir. How may I help u?

MMSji: I am here (have been asked) to speak some inspiring words for the team, basically Pep-talk…

Dhoni : (Eh? , have already done.. 1 more blading?) *Obliges* Please take it away sir..

With little knowledge of the game and trembling voice, he starts addressing the boys fresh out of the shower..

“Sau Overs.. Sau Overs hai tumhare paas… Shayad is Sadi ke aur paper pe sabse .. sab se khaas, khachakhach Sau Overs “

<.. Munnu darling looks around and giggles with “Yeh kaun aa gaya”, while “Sri” Sant starts tweeting about this and his exclusion , while others gape at him curiously >

“Aaj tum accha sahi vote khelo ya Bura, maaf kijiye.. Bahut Accha, Yeh Sau Overs Pakistaniyon ko Hamesha yaad rehni chahiye”

MMSji is expecting an applause, but too early ..Meanwhile Yuvraj gently asks for Revital box from Piyush, who is sitting beside MSD in a comfortable position! MMSji looks for inspiration and starts again by looking at Raina and Pathan

“Toh aaj kaise khelna/thokna hai, main aapko Sikha sakta huun, magar nahi bataunga! Bas itna Kahoonga, ki jao un saare Sattar Hazaar mere voton logon ko khush kardo” …

Both Raina and Pathan pass a gentle smile. One a baby faced, the other from Vicco vajradanti add.

With an intent of passing strong message(as he has always tried) , he continues ..

“Kyunki iske baad aane waale zindagi, ADDs, bollywood industry chahe sahi ho ya na ho.. chahe main rahu ya na rahu .. Tum ye match jeeto ya World cup jeeto…. Yeh Sau Overs(100 overs – Batting Powerplay) tumse koi nahi cheen sakta” ..

Mention of Powerplay gets Viru’s(humming a Kishore kumar song ) attention,ignores it and goes back to meditation mode where he is thinking of batting 50 overs.

MMSji ends on a high note. Glances at Sachin , “Iqbal” of our team Zak(playing Mind-chess) and continues ..

“Kyunki main jaanta hun ki agar yeh Sau Overs, is team ka har IPL member apni dhuandaar Cricket khel jaaye , tho yeh Sau Overs tumse koi GOD bhi nahi cheen Sakta”

Sachin with his GODly smile acknowledges.With GOD’s assurance MMSji stops and flashes a Congress smile/symbol.

MSD, with constant murmurs of “aur bolo” is busy scratching on Pocket Internet. He gets up , looks for “kone kone se hawa” and leaves for another shower.WellOfcourse!

Elated MMSji just cant wait to tell this to Madame! He rushes outside the dressing room and finds …

What! Geelani?

Geelani has been spying on this also? Wait, will tell this to SM Krishna, will take ur class in Portuguese !

How will Geelani inspire his team members ? I leave that for your imagination J

Cmon India “De Ghumaaake” else we will be left with “Goo Dhoomake”

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